The Speedo 4/12/06 - 11/12/06
Hello students. It's me, your editor, Dean. I took a break from writing the Speedo last week and left things in the hands of the lovely Jamie but now I'm back!
Now I'm sure she did a great job but I know you all probably have one 'burning question' (a question you very much want to ask)
"WHERE WAS CHUCK?"
Well Chuck is back this week too and I will bring you not one, not two but three facts and pictures of the great man.... keep reading for more information!
A (Long) Look at Chuck
As there was a lack of Chuck last week I bring you a 'chuckfest' this week. On the right you will see that Chuck Norris is now giving 'Private Lessons' Wow! Just imagine that!! Getting English lessons from Chuck! You wouldn't dare get any questions wrong. It would be a great way to learn English!
CHUCK FACT #1
'Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' computer will crash'
To the left you can see a picture of Chuck as the 'forest warrior' A forest is a big place with lots of trees and animals. This is a great film in which Chuck Norris kills a whole forest!
CHUCK FACT # 2
'Chuck Norris once had a heart attack - his heart lost'
In our final picture (see right) we can see a biblical (from the bible) saying - 'an eye for an eye'. However, I really don't think Chuck Norris will be giving his eye to anybody, do you? Chuck looks much younger here and is yet to develop his beautiful beard.
Chuck Fact #3
'The saddest moment of a child's life is not when he realizes that Santa Claus isn't real but when he realizes that Chuck Norris is'
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